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Yoeri Slot

This Dutch lightning bolt combines superior footballing IQ with blistering speed, even if he completely ignores the aerial game. To stay focused, he always eats a single pickle right before kickoff, leaving his teammates bewildered while he maintains a zen-like calm. He is a lethal penalty taker who turns any pitch into his personal playground with ice-cold confidence.