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Pascal Sommer

This powerhouse Swiss midfielder bullies opponents with terrifying aggression and an aerial prowess that mocks his own jumping ability, even if his first touch occasionally leaves the ball ballooning away. He maintains his cocky edge by meticulously taping a single lucky gummy bear to his inner wrist, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. Despite the clumsy control, his unrelenting engine and sheer strength make him an absolute nightmare for anyone daring to challenge him in the middle of the park.