Ayaba Alou

A physical force of nature in midfield, she dominates games with elite stamina and a commanding aerial presence despite her frustratingly mediocre dribbling. She refuses to step onto the pitch unless she has balanced a raw egg on her head for exactly one minute, a chaotic ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and terrified of a mess. Her fiery mentality ensures she relentlessly hounds every opponent until the final whistle.