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Hernán Valdes

This Colombian wing-back glides down the flank with blistering speed and an iron-clad physique, remaining chillingly calm even as he pulverizes attackers. He once stopped a practice session because he grew frustrated with a teammate's lack of discipline, only to later apologize by cooking a traditional sancocho for the entire squad. While his tackling is elite, he possesses a notorious, comical fear of committing slide tackles that often leaves him looking like a statue on the grass.