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Cristobal Casas

This Uruguayan exudes arrogance on the pitch, bamboozling defenses with supernatural agility and a long-range strike that turns the goalkeeper into a mere spectator. Rumor has it he once refused to touch the ball for three minutes just to prove his markers would need a ladder to reach his level, despite his embarrassingly slow acceleration remaining a flaw. He is a maestro of creative chaos who always values his own brilliance over the team.