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Yiannis Waugh

This lightning-fast English striker hunts for goals with immense arrogance, even though his poor balance often makes him trip over his own feet. Before kickoff, he must meditate with a chicken drumstick on his head to stay focused, leaving his teammates shaking their heads in disbelief. His explosive speed is lethal, even if his clutziness occasionally makes him a comedic sight on the pitch.