Cornelis Moes

This cocky Dutch striker explodes forward with a speed that leaves defenders in the dust, though his abysmal aerial game is just as legendary as his shooting power. Before kick-off, he refuses to touch the ball unless he first balances an unopened soda can on his forehead for ten seconds, which always leaves his teammates shaking their heads in confusion. His arrogant self-belief means he never doubts himself, even if his poor first touch occasionally betrays him.