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Policarpo Russo

This charismatic Argentine striker explodes on the pitch with blistering acceleration and devastating shot power, though he is inexplicably clumsy when it comes to taking penalties. Before every match, he isolates himself to recite poetry to a mandarin orange for luck, a bizarre superstition that always leaves his teammates struggling to suppress their laughter. Despite his spot-kick woes, his relentless agility and speed make him a nightmare for any defense.