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Renate Holmen

This Norwegian fullback is an unstoppable force of nature, blending supersonic pace with an intimidating aggression that pulverizes any opposing attack. Before kickoff, she insists on eating a piece of burnt toast shaped specifically like a triangle, which leaves her teammates baffled as they try to keep a straight face. While her slide tackling leaves much to be desired, she makes up for it with an overwhelming physical presence that rarely allows a defensive lapse.