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Bernard Sorin

This French midfielder is an electric force of pure speed, though he occasionally loses his edge due to a distinct lack of aggression on the pitch. Before every match, he finds his rhythm by balancing an apple on a teammate's head, leaving the rest of the squad equal parts annoyed and impressed. His ball control is so masterfully precise, however, that he is allowed to get away with just about any eccentricity.