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Adan Cardozo

This Colombian striker is a lightning-fast clinical force, though he inexplicably struggles to get off the ground for aerial duels. To stay composed, he obsessively lines up his locker room chair perfectly parallel to the pitch's sidelines, a quirk that forces his bemused teammates to walk around him to avoid ruining his geometry. When the whistle blows, his cool head and explosive speed make him a nightmare for any backline.