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Nele van Loo

This lightning-fast Belgian powerhouse dominates the wing with sheer physical intimidation, though her defensive awareness is laughably amateur. After a horrific jellyfish-induced ligament tear threatened her career, she returned with an even more insufferable swagger and an aerial game that renders strikers terrified. She treats the pitch like her own personal catwalk, bulldozing anyone in her way while barely remembering how to actually mark a player.