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Francois Hall

After shattering his hip in a bizarre freak unicycle accident, this lightning-fast Canadian striker returned with an arrogance that is only matched by his explosive turn of pace. He dances past defenders with elite technical flair, though his occasional heavy touch reminds everyone that even gods of the pitch are human. He thrives on being the most talked-about player on the field, letting his power shots do all the necessary bragging.