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Sissel Agerskov

Towering over attackers with ice-cold focus, this Danish wall dismantles plays with elite physical strength and perfectly timed slides. Her only real kryptonite is an embarrassing habit of freezing mid-sprint to lecture the referee on the history of Viking defensive formations. She remains the calmest commander on the pitch, even while physically overpowering anyone foolish enough to test her territory.