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Yan do Rosario

This fiery Brazilian giant dominates the air with freakish reflexes, though his erratic tendency to parry instead of catching keeps everyone on edge. He insists on meticulously tying his gloves to a locker handle while humming bossa nova before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to just watch in silent awe. Despite the occasional blunder, his explosive diving makes him an absolute brick wall in the box.