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Jean Abbott

This fiery American midfielder hypnotizes opponents with his magical close control, though he is embarrassingly slow in a straight sprint. He once dribbled past an entire youth squad inside a cramped locker room just to win a bet, leaving everyone else dizzy. His unrelenting aggression and endless stamina make up for his complete lack of jumping ability, turning him into a relentless pest on the pitch.