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Thierry Schonewille

This lightning-quick Dutch forward weaponizes his explosive speed to shred defenses, though he often lacks the composure to bury the easy chances. To stay sharp, he insists on wearing two different colored socks during every warmup, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. Despite his struggles with finishing and touch, he remains a lethal blur of motion that keeps defenders terrified.