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René Khan

After conquering a crippling childhood addiction to store-bought glitter that left his boots shimmering, this cocky French striker uses his rocket-like shot power and razor-sharp attacking instinct to humiliate defenders. He dances through gaps with elite sprint dribbling and lethal finishing, though he is embarrassingly helpless in the air. His arrogance is backed by clinical poise, turning every match into his personal playground while ignoring his lack of aerial prowess.