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Henry Saramago

This cocky Portuguese keeper commands his goal with superhuman reflexes, even if he often struggles to securely hold onto aerial crosses. Before every kickoff, he demands his teammates recite a poem invented in his honor, or he will stare at them with disdain throughout the entire warmup. His confidence is as massive as his spectacular dives, leaving everyone baffled by his bizarre rituals.