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Reimundo Zerda

This small Argentinian striker is an explosive threat who tears apart nets with raw shooting power, though his poor tactical intelligence often leaves him out of position. His pre-match superstition involves styling his hair with the stadium turf before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates just rolling their eyes before he scores. Blessed with incredible agility and acceleration, he is blatantly cocky and never misses a chance to brag about his superiority on the pitch.