Hicham Granier

This charismatic French attacking midfielder glides past defenders with supernatural balance, despite his chronic inability to shoot with any power at goal. Before every match, he insists on meticulously combing the physiotherapist's hair with a silver comb, leaving his teammates to watch the scene with a mix of bewilderment and amusement. His explosive speed allows him to create plays anywhere, making his bizarre quirks a small price to pay for his genius.