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Elenilson Paim

After making a miraculous recovery from a freak accident where his arm got stuck in a giant blender at a party, this lightning-fast Brazilian winger channeled that trauma into a ferocious drive. Blessed with blistering pace and world-class balance that makes him dance through defenses, he remains remarkably humble despite his immense natural talent. His only flaw is a baffling tendency to always lose his keys right before kickoff.