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Jonida Koçi

With lightning acceleration and a first touch that defies the laws of physics, this Albanian midfielder dominates every blade of grass she steps on. Before kickoff, she insists on receiving a pre-chewed piece of gum from every teammate, forcing the squad into an awkward line as they roll their eyes and comply. While her passing can occasionally be quite poor, her spectacular ability to dance past defenders makes her a singular force on the pitch.