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Carmen Lago

This charismatic Portuguese fullback dominates the pitch with a near-supernatural ability to intercept passes and massive stamina, though she absolutely refuses to head the ball. Before every match, she wraps her kneecaps in parchment paper to stay focused, a bizarre ritual that always leaves her teammates nervously chuckling. She is an undeniable physical force, but her heading ability truly leaves a lot to be desired.