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Franklin Ford

A blur of explosive speed, this relentless American striker terrorizes defenders, though his aerial game is practically non-existent as he struggles to get his head on anything. Before kickoff, he obsessively lines his cleats with strawberry jam to ensure good fortune, leaving his confused teammates to cautiously navigate the sticky locker room floor. His electric movement and lethal shot power make him a match-winner despite his comical struggle to convert crosses in the air.