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James Schenk

This tireless Dutch dynamo dominates the flank with unmatched stamina and tactical interception skills, though his dismal heading ability leaves him hopeless in aerial duels. To get in the zone, he insists on wearing two mismatched left-footed boots until kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates endlessly bewildered yet begrudgingly supportive. He remains a frantic force on the pitch, constantly darting across the grass while his teammates chuckle at his peculiar pre-game vanity.