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Chan-U Nguyen

This fire-breathing wing-back combines bruising strength with electric speed to dismantle opposition attacks, though his positional discipline sometimes suffers during his rampaging runs. To channel his intensity, he obsessively irons his socks flat in the locker room before every kickoff while humming nursery rhymes. His teammates can only roll their eyes and pray he never decides to switch to heavy metal while pre-game ironing.