Dramane Kone

Blistering speed makes this Ivorian winger a nightmare for defenders, though his loose first touch often leaves him frantically chasing his own overhit heavy pass. He once arrived to a match wearing golden boots and confidently demanded the coach start him just so he could celebrate a goal he hadn't scored yet. His ego is as massive as his acceleration is unstoppable, proving he is truly the fastest man on the pitch with the most questionable ball control.