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Sardor Solovyev

As an ice-cold Russian giant, he combines surgical finishing with magnetic ball control, though he is completely devoid of flashy skills. Legend has it he once refused to be substituted in a youth match until he personally ran the lawnmower over the penalty area to "level the playing surface." Despite his dominance, his lack of acceleration sometimes makes him look like a majestic tank trying to speed up in deep mud.