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Batista Policarpo

This Portuguese winger whirls across the pitch with a dancer's balance and breathtaking speed, though his clunky technical skills often leave onlookers bewildered. Before every kickoff, he buries a single clove of garlic in the opponent's penalty box, an oddity that his teammates can only react to with helpless head-shaking. His fiery mentality makes him an absolute menace on the flank, even when his lack of finesse threatens to derail his own momentum.