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Denis Miller

This charismatic Canadian engine weaves through defenders with a silky close touch that defies his sluggish top speed. Before every match, he meticulously braids a single piece of grass into his teammate's locker-room shoe, a quirk the squad tolerates only because he reliably dominates the midfield air and grass. He is the master of the tight pocket, even if he leaves defenders wondering how such a technical wizard lacks a proper gear to accelerate away.