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Mauricio Perez

A fiery force of nature in defense, this Mexican titan dominates every blade of grass with unrivaled aggression and physical imposingness, though he remains shockingly hopeless at winning aerial headers. He strictly insists on sharing a silent, intense stare-down with a random stadium ball-boy's shoes before kickoff to find his focus, leaving his bewildered teammates both annoyed and impressed by his ritual.