Steven Hardy

The flamboyant Englishman glides across the pitch with superior balance and dazzling technical flair, even if his first touch occasionally lets him down. To stay focused, he insists on dipping his boots in glitter before every match, an eccentric habit that leaves his teammates either wide-eyed or fuming at all the sparkles left in the dressing room. His explosive acceleration makes him a constant threat, regardless of his bizarre pre-match rituals.