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Maher Lemmens

This Dutch defensive midfielder is an absolute master of the slide tackle, capable of winning the ball even when completely out of position, though his arrogance leads him to celebrate every challenge more than a goal. I remember him stripping a striker of the ball while mid-joke; when the ref carded him, he just shrugged and asked if the official wanted to hear the punchline. His defensive IQ and blocking are elite, but if humility were a stat, he would barely register a single digit.