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Jeremiah Estrada

This arrogant American center-back sticks three pieces of raw pasta inside his boots before every match to sharpen his timing, leaving his teammates shaking their heads in disbelief. Despite his lack of basic sprint speed, he reads the game like a master and intercepts every ball with uncanny presence. Anyone trying to get past him hits an immovable wall, even if his poor acceleration makes him look exposed on the turn.