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Patrick Pires

This cocky Portuguese wall dominates strikers with an relentless engine and elite technical precision, barely letting anyone breathe near his box. After shattering his bicep in a freak freakshow wrestling match, he used the recovery to transform his aggression into surgical defensive brilliance. While his acceleration leaves a bit to be desired, he remains the most insufferable, yet unmovable, force in the league.