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Eugene Bogomolov

This tireless Russian dynamo orchestrates the midfield with an exquisite first touch, though he once famously knocked himself out attempting a header while mid-air in a reckless clearance. His relentless aggression and aerial leap make him a human cannonball, even if his actual ability to connect with the ball using his forehead remains comically abysmal. He brings chaotic, high-octane energy to every transition, never letting his opponents settle for a second.