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Pien Koomen

This Dutch midfielder dominates with mesmerizing close control and a silken first touch, though her sluggish acceleration can sometimes leave her stranded. She insists on chewing a raw clove of garlic exactly ten minutes before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that keeps her teammates dodging her pungent breath in the tunnel. Her signature cockiness is as legendary as her tireless engine, ensuring she commands every inch of the pitch with pure disdain for her opposition.