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Gerrit Lucassen

This Dutch midfield giant dominates the pitch with explosive jumping power and bone-crunching tackles, despite his odd habit of only tying his laces after balancing an upside-down coffee cup on his head. Teammates have grown used to seeing him wobble around the locker room and accept his wacky ritual as the key to his unwavering focus. His only weakness is a tendency to be occasionally too friendly toward opponents, a trait that contrasts sharply with his raw strength in duels.