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Simon Carreño

This 195cm Spanish titan dominates the backline with terrifying raw strength and improbable agility, though he steadfastly refuses to leave his feet for aerial duels. He swears he only finds his rhythm by chewing on a piece of chalk before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates bewildered yet silent once he starts bullying opposing strikers. Despite occasionally lapses in ground coverage, his towering presence makes him the undisputed heartbeat of the defense.