Fons Lam

This fiery Dutch engine dominates the midfield with gravity-defying headers and electric sprint dribbles, though his erratic first touch can sometimes lead to frantic recovery runs. To settle his nerves, he insists on meticulously brushing his shinpads with a toothbrush for ten minutes pre-match, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in bemused silence. Despite his aggression, his aerial prowess makes him an undeniable force whenever he charges into the box.