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Patrick Langer

This charismatic German wall defies gravity with breathtaking reflex saves, though he sometimes suffers from chaotic lapses in judgement when leaving his goal line. To stay locked in, he insists on wearing two different colored socks while eating a single green olive exactly three minutes before kickoff. His baffled teammates just shake their heads, though they rarely complain when his heroics keep them in the game.