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Goreti Vaz

This energetic Portuguese center-back dominates in the air and delivers surgical slide tackles, even though her non-existent jumping reach often makes her look ridiculous. Before every match, she insists on eating a single olive pilfered from the opposing corner flag, a ritual that forces her teammates to look the other way in utter embarrassment. Her defensive intelligence is so brilliant that it completely masks her clumsy footwork under pressure.