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Jose Cabanillas

Having overcome a traumatic childhood phobia of velvet cushions that nearly ruined his career, this cocky Spanish keeper channels his focus into lightning-fast reflexes and elite penalty stopping. While he is virtually impossible to beat with a shot, his bizarre reluctance to leave his goal line often leaves him hopelessly stranded during crosses. He believes he is a literal god of the net, and despite his positioning blunders, his arrogant mastery between the posts makes him undeniably spectacular.