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Manoel Braga

This Brazilian striker is a lightning bolt on the pitch, terrorizing defenses with his blistering pace and earth-shattering long shots. Although his dribbling is so clumsy that he frequently stumbles over his own feet, he is local legend for having scored from midfield immediately after slipping while striking the ball. He is a charismatic goal-machine who ignores technical finesse in favor of pure, brute-force firepower.