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Jimmy Carton

A tranquil maestro on the pitch, he drifts past defenders with hypnotic dribbling, though his erratic attacking vision often leads to moments of baffling confusion. Before kickoff, he obsessively eats a single unpeeled orange while staring into the sun, a ritual his teammates silently tolerate despite their collective bewilderment. His touch is pure magic, yet his inability to find the net consistently reminds everyone that even geniuses possess glaring flaws.