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Glen Jensen

This friendly American wall dominates the air and ground with elite positioning, though his pace is so sluggish he might get beaten by a turtle. He insists on eating exactly three blue-dyed gummy bears before kickoff to center his focus, a ritual his bewildered teammates now find oddly endearing. While his lack of speed is glaring, his impenetrable defensive instinct and massive leap make him an unstoppable force in the midfield.