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Inácio Laranjeira

After a freak bungee-jumping accident left his neck fused, this reserved Portuguese fullback transformed his rehab into an obsession, sharpening his blistering acceleration and surgically precise slide tackles. He dominates the flanks with breathtaking verticality and tenacity, though he remains laughably dangerous to himself whenever he tries to challenge for a header. His clinical efficiency is matched only by his silence, as he dismantles attacks before they can even draw breath.