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Glenn Abrahamsen

This humble Norwegian defensive engine reads the game with surgeon-like precision, constantly erasing attacks while rarely caught out of position. Before every kickoff, he obsessively organizes his teammate's shoes in perfect numerical order to sharpen his focus, a quirk that leaves his locker room laughing but secretly relieved by his intense dedication. Despite his dominant aerial prowess and iron-willed blocking, he hilariously struggles to direct headers accurately, often guiding the ball toward the corner flag instead of the goal.