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Daniel Caetano

This Uruguayan colossus exudes absolute serenity, using his brute strength and exceptional game reading to neutralize opponents despite being noticeably subpar in the air. To lock in his focus, he insists that a teammate tie his laces into a perfectly symmetrical bowtie before every kickoff, a quirk that leaves his peers bewildered yet begrudgingly supportive. His expert jockeying and defensive positioning more than make up for his modest top-end speed.